Thursday 26 June 2014

Sympathy for a drowned rat -溺れたネズミに同情を-


I have written my blog articles in recent weeks about British culture and politics.  I am afraid that I have to abandon that trend this week and write for your sympathy instead.
I am writing this on the afternoon of Wednesday 25th June.  If you live in or near Tokyo then you may recall the thunder and lightning and terrible downpour of rain we had this afternoon.  I certainly have not forgotten it.
On Wednesdays I take a train to a library and meet my friend there, who reads a book to me in Japanese.  If there are words or phrases I don’t understand then I ask her to check the meanings in a dictionary and I record them so that I can review them later.  She is now helping me read a collection of short stories by Haruki Murakami.  At times he seems to deliberately use the most difficult or obscure Japanese he can find just to confuse and annoy me.  I used to love his stories but little by little I am turning against him.  Today I learned words and phrases such as:
“kussetsu shita kanjou” (I still don’t fully get that; does it mean warped or abnormal feelings?)
"Tsuyoi hankan wo motsu" (to feel strong antipathy)
 “saikoro ga saiku sarete ita” (the dice had been loaded)
... and so on.

 Anyway, I said goodbye to my friend and went home feeling low.  I felt like Japanese was an endless sea stretching before me in my little boat.  And Haruki Murakami was a sea demon, putting rocks in my path.
I heard the sound of thunder before I got on the train and I hoped I could get home before it started raining.  Unfortunately, by the time my train arrived and I got out, it had already started raining cats and dogs.  It takes me about fifteen minutes to walk home from the station and of course I can’t run because I am blind and have to check the road carefully.  I decided to go anyway, thinking I could dry myself off when I got home.
However, even though it is a road I know very well and I never get lost when I walk there, somehow I got lost.  I was trying to hurry because, although I had an umbrella, I got soaked in seconds from the downpour.  But more importantly, all the sounds that I usually use to guide myself home were changed in the driving rain.  There is a snack bar from which I can usually hear someone singing.  There is a busy road I can usually hear long before I reach.  But the snack bar was empty and so was the road.
I couldn’t find the turning to my apartment and I was getting wetter all the time.  My kangaroo leather shoes were completely soaked and my feet and legs were as wet as if I had stepped into a swimming pool.  Normally, there would be some other people about whom I could ask for help but they had all taken shelter from the rain.  So I walked backwards and forwards, trying to find the street I live on and not sure if I had gone too far or not far enough.
After about ten minutes of searching, I eventually found it and got home.  I was outside in the heavy downpour for nearly half an hour and felt completely like the drowned rat in the title of this article.
Please take a moment to offer me some sympathy as I review Haruki Sea-demon Murakami and decide if the effort I went to was worth it.

 Vocabulary:
Drowned – Killed by breathing in too much water.
A rat – A kind of animal, like a big mouse that often lives in cities.
Sympathy – Understanding another person’s feelings or feeling sorry for someone.
To Recall – To remember or bring to mind
Obscure – Not well known.  For example, this song is an obscure b-side, you probably don’t know it.
To annoy someone – To make them feel angry or irritated.

To turn against someone – For your feelings about someone to change from being positive to being negative
To rain cats and dogs – To rain very heavily
To be soaked – To be very wet
To take shelter – To go somewhere where you will be protected.



Thursday 19 June 2014

Shall we say goodbye to the United Kingdom? (Warning: This article has a lot of difficult vocabulary)

Do you know what the full name of the U.K. is?  It is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Great Britain is the main island of the British Isles, and contains England, Scotland and Wales.  Northern Ireland is a small country which is the northern part of the island of Ireland.  Only that northern part is a member of the U.K.  The southern part of Ireland, called the Republic of Ireland, is a separate country.  This is already complicated enough to confuse most of my Japanese students.

But it gets more complicated.  My home country, Scotland is thinking about becoming independent from the U.K.  There is a referendum in September, 2014, to decide if we will become an independent country or remain as part of the U.K.

It’s a very complicated issue and if I try to explain in detail then this will become a very long article, but let me explain three of the main reasons why some people want Scotland to be independent.

First of all, Scotland had a long history as an independent country.  The first king of Scotland ruled from some time in the 9th century and Scotland was independent until 1707, nearly 900 years later.  Even after the United Kingdom was formed in 1707, many laws and customs remained different in Scotland.

Secondly, the economic situations and political beliefs common in Scotland and England tend to be different.  Scotland became more dependent on heavy industry than England and after the Second World War, when heavy industry declined, Scotland had more problems with unemployment, poverty and poor health than most of England.  The years when Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister of the U.K. were particularly difficult times for Scotland when many industries collapsed.  Margaret Thatcher’s party, the Conservative Party, are not very popular in Scotland.  The Labour Party and the Scottish National Party get many more votes in Scotland.  The Conservative Party remains the most popular party in England and they are the largest party in the U.K. parliament at the moment.

Thirdly, there is a lot of oil and gas in the sea around Scotland.  If Scotland becomes independent, the country will be able to make money from this oil and gas.

If Scotland votes ‘Yes’ in the referendum, many things will change.  And Scotland will say goodbye to the rest of the U.K.  We will have to wait until September to find out what will happen.
 
Vocabulary:
To be separate – to be different, not connected.
Independent – If a country is independent, then it is not a part of another country and is not controlled by another country.  For example, Japan is an independent country but Tibet and the state of California are not.
A referendum – A referendum is a vote which takes place across a whole country.  The government asks the voters of a country to decide on an issue.
To be dependent – If you are dependent on something then you rely on it; you cannot survive without it.
Unemployment – Not having a job.
Poverty – This is the noun form of the word ‘poor’.  Not having much money.
To collapse – If something collapses, then it suddenly falls down.  If an industry collapses, then it may suddenly become bankrupt or disappear.

Thursday 12 June 2014

Can you study hard enough to live here?

Why do you have to study if you want to live in the U.K.? 

The answer is that for around ten years or so, the British government has required immigrants who want to live permanently in the U.K. to pass a test.  This is similar to the citizenship tests given in many countries like Canada and Australia.  There are 24 questions about British culture, history, employment and the health system.  The purpose of the test is to show that the candidate has enough English ability to live in the U.K. and enough knowledge about Britain to live without difficulty.  You need to get 18 of the 24 questions correct, or 75% to pass. 

Of course there are some problems with this.  After testing around 11,000 people already living in Britain, it was found that only 14% of people passed it.  If it is so difficult for people already living here then why should immigrants be forced to study for it? 

Here is a very small sample of questions.  Could you get four out of these six questions right?  If not, then the government doesn’t want you!
 

1.The monarch is the head of the Church of England
 True or false?


2.How often are elections held in Britain?
 Every 3 years
 Every 4 years
 At least every 5 years
 Every 7 years


3.A lot of People carve lanterns out of ______ and put a candle inside of them during Halloween    
 Melons
 Pineapples
 Coconuts
 Pumpkins


4.'The Enlightenment' is known as New ideas about politics, philosophy and science that were developed in the 18th century
 The abolition of slavery throughout the British Empire in the 19th century
 New laws introduced in the 18th century to protect workers
 The Industrial Revolution in the 18th century


5.When were women allowed to vote?
 1882
 1948
 1928
 1918


6.What is the Grand National?
 A tennis championship
 A football cup competition
 A horse race
 A motor race


 
Answers: 1: true; 2: at least every five years 3: pumpkins; 4: new ideas about politics, philosophy and science which were developed in the eighteenth century; 5: 1918; 6: a horse race
 

How did you do?  Actually, I left out some harder questions because I don’t want to bore you. 

Recently, I received a permanent resident visa for Japan.  Fortunately, they didn’t have a test like this.  But if they did, what questions should they include?  And could you pass it?

 

Vocabulary:

To require someone to do something – To say that someone has to do something.  For example, the postman often requires you to sign a piece of paper before getting a parcel.

Immigrants – People who move from one country to live in another

Permanent – Without limit of time; forever.

Candidate – Someone who applies for something is a candidate.  Someone who takes an exam or test is often called a candidate.

Monarch – The king or Queen.

 

Thursday 5 June 2014

When I called you last night from Glasgow... -昨夜、グラスゴーからあなたに電話した時-


Has your home town ever been mentioned in a famous song?  If you are from a big city like London or New York or Tokyo, of course, your city will have been mentioned in many different songs.  Songwriters will mention it to look cool.
As one small example, a band from my home town of Glasgow have a song called “I’m a cuckoo.”  They sing, “I’d rather be in Tokyo./ I’d rather listen to Thin Lizzie-o/ And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku.  There’s something wrong with me./  I’m a cuckoo.”  Pretty cool, huh?
But if you’re from a smaller town or an industrial area then it might be harder work trying to find a mention of where you were born.  There might be some songs about your town, but not many which are famous outside of it.
There is one very famous song which mentions Glasgow.  I’ll bet even if you don’t listen to much music that you have heard of Abba?
Unfortunately, it doesn’t make Glasgow sound so cool.  The song is about a successful singer who is tired of travelling around the world performing.  She calls her lover from Glasgow because she is so tired and wants to come home.  It sounds like Glasgow is making her depressed, like she is stuck at the end of the world.  She could be singing, “I was feeling tired and all alone/ When I called you last night from Timbuktu.”
Are Abba insulting my home town?  Have a listen and decide for yourself.  I’ll include the lyrics below and a cover version of the song by the Glasgow band Camera Obscura.  They play the song quite slowly and it’s easy to catch the lyrics. 
 



I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show
I was glad to hear you're coming
Suddenly I feel all right
And I know I'll feel so different
When we're on the stage tonight

Super Trouper lights are gonna blind me
Shining like the sun
Smiling, having fun
Feeling like a number one

Facing twenty thousand of my friends
How can anyone feel so lonely
Part of a success that never ends
Still I'm thinking about you only
There are times when I think I'm going crazy
But I'm gonna be all right
And I know I'll feel so different
When we're on the stage tonight
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
Smiling, having fun
Feeling like a number one
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
 
So I'll be there when you arrive
The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive
And when you take me in your arms
And hold me tight
I know I'm gonna feel so good tonight
(chorus)
 

Vocabulary:
A cuckoo – A kind of bird.  It is famous for stealing other birds’ nests.
Thin Lizzie – The name of a rock band from the 1970s.
Timbuktu – The name of a town in Mali in Africa.  English speakers often use it as an example of somewhere very far away.
Super Trooper – I’m not sure that this has any meaning.  A trooper is a kind of soldier.  Maybe the singer feels she is working hard like a soldier.