Thursday 12 February 2015

A Valentine’s humbug, anyone? -誰か、バレンタインのハムバッグほしい人いるの?-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Meiji are laughing,
And Lotte are too.

That’s my Valentine’s Day poem for you.  Humbug!

This Saturday it will be Valentine’s Day.  Millions of office workers in Japan will feel obliged to give chocolates to people they don’t particularly like, and who don’t particularly want them.  And the “gift” forces the recipient to spend even more money a month later in return. 

Or... February 14th is a fun day which helps people to maintain good relations with their co-workers and gives them an excuse to enjoy guilt free chocolate.
Take your pick.
The Saint Valentine’s Day traditions are a little different in the UK than they are in Japan.  We also exchange chocolate, flowers etc.  But it is not just a day for women to give presents to men.  Men and women give presents to each other.  And more than chocolate, people send each other cards with a Valentine’s message.
People often write short poetry, using a very simple formula.  You write a four line poem to the one you love.  The first two lines are, “Roses are red, Violets are blue”.  Then you fill in the last two lines, with the last word of the fourth line rhyming with “blue”. 
Here is a typical example:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Honey is sweet,
And so are you.
It is also a day when people send messages of love to people they are too shy to ask directly.  They might send a card with a poem as above, but then sign it, “from a secret admirer”, or “from your Valentine”.  Then, hopefully, the recipient will guess who has sent it and their relationship will blossom...
Saint Valentine is regarded as a real saint.  But nobody is really sure any more who he was in real life or why he is remembered.  There are at least three people who lived in the days of the Roman Empire who might have inspired the festival.  He may have been a Christian who was killed for his beliefs.  The festival was not originally connected with romance.
The first time that this connection with romance can be found is in the poetry of Geoffrey Chaucer, the 14th Century English poet.  In one poem, he wrote, “For this was on Saint Valentine’s Day, when every bird comes to choose his mate”.
Valentine’s Day has moved on a long way since Geoffrey Chaucer’s day.  Japanese confectionery companies generate half of their annual sales in the time before Valentine’s Day and White Day, when men are supposed to buy a return gift.  I’d like to say that I prefer the purer romance of the poetry.  But I wrote this blog just after having eaten a whiskey filled chocolate liqueur. 
Come on, ladies.  I like bitter chocolate.  You’ve still got two days left! 

Vocabulary:
a humbug – A kind of hard sweet, which used to be popular in Britain.
Humbug! – Hypocrisy; nonsense.  In Charles Dickens’ story, “A Christmas Carol”, the main character Scrooge said “Humbug!” to show that he thought Christmas was nonsense and not worth his time.

to be obliged to do something – To have a duty to do something; to be bound by some reason, such as custom, to do something.
to blossom – To produce flowers; to grow or mature in a promising way.

a saint – For Christians, a saint is someone celebrated as a holy man who was close to God.  Many saints were chosen because they died horrible deaths for their religion.
a mate – The sexual partner of an animal.

confectionery – Sweets and chocolate.

to generate something – To produce or create something.





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