Thursday 2 April 2015

Arrest that weasel! - あのイタチを逮捕せよ!-

“It wasn’t me.  You can’t prove anything!”

So might say the weasel upon being accused of eating an egg.  According to the Wikipedia entry on weasel words, an account of how weasels eat eggs given in Shakespeare may explain the origin of the term “weasel word”.
Shakespeare claimed that a weasel would suck out the inside of an egg without breaking the shell, thus leaving little evidence that they had eaten it.  So if the animal police came to arrest him, the weasel could put up a good defence.
The Wikipedia article also states that weasels do not eat eggs like this, but it is a good image to use to understand “weasel word”.
Weasel words allow the speaker or writer to avoid taking responsibility for what they are saying or writing.  They dilute the meaning of their statements or suggest an authority that they do not really have.
I was recently listening to some lectures on world history and they were extremely annoying because they were full of weasel words.  Here are some examples that I can remember: 
1 - “The two societies were somewhat similar.”
What does that sentence mean?  Were the two societies similar or not?  The word “somewhat” is a weasel word, allowing the historian to mean that the two societies were very similar, or only a little bit similar.  It would be hard then to prove him wrong! 
2 – “The Roman Empire is often said to have been less culturally innovative than Han China.”
Really?  Who says that?  Are they experts on both the Roman Empire and Han China?  How did they come to their opinion?  Does the speaker of the sentence above agree with what “is often said”?  We don’t know.  Using the passive voice to avoid assigning responsibility for an opinion is a very common form of weasel words. 
3 – “It could be argued that the Roman Empire needed continual expansion to survive.”
Aaargh!  Stop it, stop it!  Did the Roman Empire need continual expansion to survive or didn’t it?  Anything could be argued, but I want to know if that is what you are arguing or not and what evidence you have to support your argument.
Sometimes it is useful to use phrases like “somewhat” or “It could be argued”.  They can demonstrate your lack of certainty about the topic you are discussing, giving the listener warning that perhaps they should check the facts themselves.
But weasel words are not appropriate for scientific articles, historical opinion pieces, news reports etc.  We need to know where the information for these articles was gained in order to properly judge how reliable it is.
The course of lectures I listened to was an amazing achievement which managed to teach almost nothing in 35 half an hour lectures.  I only listened to the end to marvel at how poor the quality was.  There were a lot of reasons for that.  But chief amongst the culprits was the weasel.

Vocabulary:
to suck – to draw (liquid, air, etc.) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips.
to dilute something – to reduce the concentration of something.  Strong tasting drinks may be diluted with water to make them easier to drink.
to be innovative – To be good at coming up with new ideas or ways of doing things.
the passive voice – A way of making sentences, which leaves out the subject or puts it at the end.  For example, “It is said...”, “It was built by him.”
to marvel at something – To wonder at something; to be amazed by something.
a culprit – Someone guilty of or responsible for causing a crime, problem etc.
 
 

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