Thursday, 8 May 2025

Black Magic, Extra Large - 黒魔術、XLサイズ-

“Wake up, Wendy, smell the coffee… Gimme a cup of that old black magic”

From the song, “Wake up Wendy,” by Elton John

 

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

Dave Barry

 

“This morning’s forecast: a 100 per cent chance of coffee… At this point in my life, I am more coffee than man.”

Keith Wynn

 

I have just finished today’s cup of coffee.  I tend to drink one cup of coffee and about two cups of tea a day.  Because of the higher caffeine content, I can’t take more than one cup of coffee, or I get a bit shaky and dizzy. 

I noticed that drinking too much coffee had a bad effect on me when I started trembling uncontrollably in a job interview.  Because I didn’t want to be late, I searched for the location of the interview about an hour and a half before I had to be there, and then found a coffee shop in which to kill time.  Several coffees later, I started feeling ill.  The interviewer must have seen my hands trembling and assumed I was really desperate to get the job. 

My body’s reaction to an overdose of caffeine is why I ordered a burger, fries, and a small black coffee in Freshness Burger the other day.  I checked with the staff member.  “The coffee comes as part of a set meal, right?” 

“Right,” he said.  “So that’s a burger, fries and coffee set, with a small black coffee,” he confirmed. 

A few minutes later he brought me my burger, fries, a large black coffee, and a small black coffee.  Apparently the set menu automatically comes with a large drink, and he thought my request of a small coffee was an extra order.  He also must have thought that I was an extreme caffeine addict. 

Double the recommended dose of caffeine?  I don’t think I want to be awake in Nerima that long.

 



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