New Year, New Job for You －新年、あなたに向いている新しい仕事－

Since it is the start of a new year, it is a good time for new beginnings.  Do you feel trapped in a job that doesn’t suit you?  Why not consider a career move?  Here is some useful advice about different jobs from people who have really experienced the working conditions. 

1

Q: I am thinking of becoming a delivery driver?  Is it a good idea?

A: Your strange environment will disrupt your sleep cycle and mental health.  You must be able to withstand motion sickness, homesickness and claustrophobia on a daily basis.  If you can do that then this is a good job for you.

 

2

Q: I am thinking of becoming an English teacher in Japan.  Is it a good idea?

A: It is very rough on your body and doesn’t pay well.  There is a risk of being bitten, if you are not careful.  But if you can put up with all the strange smells and challenging behaviour, it can be a really rewarding job.

 

3

Q: I am thinking of becoming a politician.  Is it a good idea?

A: You must learn to hide your true feelings, live with a false identity and constantly manage stress and secrecy.  You have to be a little crazy to want to do this job, since the wrong word could put you in real danger.

 

4

Q: I am thinking of becoming an astronaut.  Is it a good idea?

A: You might think that this is an easy job – just loading up your vehicle and travelling.  But you have to be comfortable travelling in all kinds of weather, and working when many other people are having time off.

 

5

I am thinking of becoming a zoo keeper.  Is it a good idea?

A: You may encounter cheeky or naughty behaviour, but also you will have wonderful and rewarding interactions.

 

6

Q: I am thinking of becoming a secret agent.  Is it a good idea?

A: You probably shouldn’t do this job for the money or job security.  You might enjoy this job if you are an extravert, who loves being the centre of attention and talking to people.

 

Oops!  I have just realized that I have accidentally mixed up the answers.  They should be: Q1 is A4; Q2 is A5; Q3 is A6; Q4 is A1; Q5 is A2; and Q6 is A3).  Or was it right the first time?