Thursday 15 June 2017

I’m right, and I’ll shoot myself to prove it! -おいらは正しいぞ!それを証明するために、自らを撃つ-


Some people just love to be right. 

If you present them with an opinion, they will probably disagree.  They will stop whatever they are doing and try to pull your opinion apart, turning it round and yanking it from every angle.

If you present them with a fact, backed up with hard scientific evidence, then they may still disagree.  “Who conducted this so called scientific study?” they will say.  “Can they really be trusted?”

Scepticism is important.  We always need to challenge the information and opinions we hear: Where did this come from?  Could it be wrong?  But life is too short to be forever ultra-sceptical.  There comes a point when refusing to believe just damages yourself.  People will stop inviting you to parties, for one thing.

Some people are so determined to prove you wrong that they will even shoot themselves to do it.

This was literally true in the case of Clement Vallandigham.  He was an American lawyer who shot himself in 1871 while demonstrating that his client was innocent of the charge of murder.  He wanted to show that the dead man had not been murdered, but had in fact shot himself accidentally.  To show how easily a gun could go off when pulled out quickly, he pulled out his own gun in the same way.  It went off and he shot himself and died.  Apparently, he had forgotten to take the bullets out.  So his scepticism was shown to be well founded.  But was it worth it?

Donald Trump famously claimed that climate change was a hoax, despite all the hard scientific evidence to the contrary.  His scepticism is not just shooting America, but the rest of us as well. 

And what of Britain?  We have recently heard plenty of sceptical voices.  During the Brexit referendum campaign, every time an economist said that Britain’s economy would be damaged, politicians said that they must be biased or wrong.  Every time a diplomat said that the EU would punish Britain and offer them a bad deal, politicians said the diplomats were just protecting their own jobs. 

And how are Britain’s attempts to negotiate with the EU going?  The EU is united and strong.  Britain looks weaker than ever, with the Prime Minister’s authority reduced after the recent election.  An EU diplomat told a British journalist, “Britain has shot itself in one foot.  We intend to shoot you in the other.” 

But don’t worry.  Those same sceptical politicians will tell us that everything is all right.  The bullet isn’t a real bullet.  The blood we seem to be losing is just fake blood.  Maybe we should stop inviting these sceptics to our parties.
 

Vocabulary:

to pull something apart – to destroy something or break it into pieces by pulling

to yank – to pull with sudden force

to conduct – of business, negotiations etc., to carry out, to do

scepticism – the habit of not easily believing, of questioning

ultra – a prefix (placed before another word to make a new word) - extremely

well founded – having a solid basis

a hoax – a fake claim, a lie, scam etc.

biased – supporting one side unfairly against another

 


No comments: