Thursday, 17 January 2019

The uninventor -無発明者-


I recently read a short story by Neil Gaiman about a man who travels back in time, “uninventing” products that have done more harm than good.  He decides that having spaceships that can travel to distant galaxies is bad for mankind, so he goes back in time and ensures that they were never invented.  He is annoyed by the constant traffic jams in the sky caused by flying cars so numerous that pedestrians can not see the sky.  So he gets rid of them.
The story made me wonder what past human inventions it would be better to uninvent.  What things have made life worse, not better?  What past inventors should be erased from history?
A good case can be made for American inventor Thomas Midgley, who was born in 1889.  In the 1920s he had the idea of adding lead to petrol and other products.  Unfortunately, lead is extremely poisonous, causing brain damage, cancer and death in anyone who is exposed to too much of it.  The company Midgley helped to create ignored or denied evidence of lead’s terrible effects on the environment and human beings for years, producing huge amounts of leaded petrol, and releasing it into the environment.  They even added lead to toothpaste tubes.
In the 1930s, Midgley’s next invention was just as bad.  As Bill Bryson describes in one of his books, “With an instinct for the regrettable that was almost uncanny, he invented [CFCs].”  CFCs are the gasses that, it was noticed fifty years later, are producing a huge hole in the Earth’s ozone layer.
So if a time-travelling uninventor comes back to help us get rid of products we would be better off without, Midgley’s inventions will get a vote from me.  I’ll also suggest smartphones, skateboards, drones, and alarm clocks.  Have I forgotten anything?

Vocabulary:
a traffic jam – a state when the roads are blocked and vehicles cannot move forward
to be erased – to be completely removed
regrettable – undesirable or unwelcome
uncanny – strange or mysterious, especially in an unsettling way



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