Thursday 14 January 2016

Curiosity killed the cat, boredom zapped the biped -好奇心が猫を殺し、退屈が人間を感電させたー

How good are you at putting up with boredom?  Well, you’re reading my blog, so perhaps not too bad.

Could you sit by yourself for 15 minutes quite comfortably, even though you had nothing to do?  Your smartphone has been taken off you, there is nothing to read, no pictures on the walls or windows to look out of.  Some of you are getting chills even imagining such a radical scenario.
The thing is, in modern life there is rarely any need to get bored.  If you’re stuck on a train or in a dentist’s waiting lounge or whatever, no problem.  Just whip out a little electronic device and you can compose a witty reply to your friend’s email, defeat an invasion force of electronic aliens, or listen to your favourite album.
Perhaps I’m just jealous, since I can’t use a smartphone, but it seems like there is something which has been lost as well as gained by the generation of youngsters who are never allowed to be bored.  A lack of instant entertainment forces you to be creative, imaginative, introspective.  I certainly wouldn’t want too much boredom in my life, but I probably wouldn’t have bothered to learn how to play the guitar, or have stuck at my Japanese lessons without it.  New hobbies tend to be boring at first.  The guitar is nothing but pain for your fingertips and unsatisfactory attempts to play F for ages until you get the hang of it.
What got me thinking about this topic was hearing recently about a bizarre experiment.  A number of people were placed in a bare room, with no entertainment available, for 15 minutes.  They were given a device which produces electric shocks and told that, if they got bored, they could use the device to give themselves a painful electric shock.
You’re probably now asking, “Well just how painful was the electric shock?”  Fair enough.  We’re all curious.  Everybody must have known that they wouldn’t be seriously injured.  I probably would have electrocuted myself just to see how painful it was.  But I think I would have stopped at one shock.
18 men and 24 women took part in the experiment.  Of the 18 men, 12 chose to electrocute themselves at least four times during the 15 minutes.  Of the 24 women, 6 chose to electrocute themselves at least four times.
Does this demonstrate that people nowadays have such a hard time putting up with boredom that they would rather feel pain than be left to their own thoughts for only 15 minutes?  Does it again demonstrate that men are bigger idiots than women?  Or were the electric shocks just not painful enough?
Perhaps it says something about human nature.  We’re too curious for our own good, and forget the pains of the past too quickly.  I imagine someone saying to Adolf Hitler, “Don’t invade Russia.  It’ll be terribly cold and might end in disaster exactly like it did for Napoleon.”  Hitler was just sitting there thinking, “I wonder how cold it really gets?”
 
Vocabulary:

to zap – This is a casual word, meaning to electrocute, shoot with a laser etc.
a biped – a two-legged animal; a human

to get chills – to shiver, especially in fear
to whip something out – to pull something out very quickly

introspective – inward-looking; thoughtful about oneself
 
 

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