Thursday, 2 August 2018

Sweet and sour foot-in-mouth -口に詰め込んだ酢足-


“It is my invariable custom to say something flattering to begin with, so that I will be forgiven if by any chance I put my foot in it later on.”
The husband of the British Queen, Prince Philip, at a speech in 1956

We all put our foot in it from time to time.  We might not know all the important facts.  We might attempt a joke, when a joke will not be well received.  We might simply let the wrong word slip from our mouth, which is accidentally insulting.
I remember putting my foot in it at a Japanese restaurant in Scotland.  One of my Scottish friends took me out for a meal there, along with some of his Chinese-Scottish friends.
“Will,” said my friend.  “You have lived in Japan.  What do you think of this Japanese food?”
“Well it’s not very authentic,” I said.  “It doesn’t taste much like the Japanese food I ate in Japan.  It’s more like a Chinese meal that they have called Japanese so that they can charge twice the price.”
“I haven’t introduced you to the man sitting across from you.  His family runs this restaurant.”
“Ah.”
My mistake was not knowing all of the facts.  The British Foreign Minister, Chris Hunt, got into trouble this week by letting the wrong word slip out.  He was in China, giving a speech to important Chinese politicians and business leaders.  He wanted to curry favour with the room by letting them know that his wife was Chinese.  But somehow – he claims it was because he had been chatting in Japanese a few minutes earlier – he accidentally told the room that he had a strong connection with China because his wife was Japanese.  Oops!  He probably managed to make not only the room angry, but make his home life difficult too.
At least Chris Hunt is not the first politician or world leader to put his foot in it.  He might take comfort from remembering some other famous diplomatic gaffes.
At the G8 summit in 2006, George Bush suddenly started to massage Angela Merkel’s shoulders.  The shocked German leader flinched and pulled quickly away in a very awkward moment.
In 2008, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi described US president Obama as “young, handsome, and tanned.”  Nobody was quite sure if this was intended as a compliment or a racial insult.
During a visit to Japan in 2015, then London Mayor Boris Johnson took part in a children’s game of rugby and roughly knocked a ten year old boy to the ground as he tackled him with force.  Well at least the child didn’t die.
During an official visit to Papua New Guinea in 1998, Prince Philip addressed a British student who had been trekking in the country.  “You managed not to get eaten then?”  Let’s hope the cannibals weren’t listening.
“If it has four legs and it is not a chair; if it has two wings and is not an aeroplane; if it swims and is not a submarine: then the Cantonese will eat it,” said Prince Philip at a speech on animal protection in 1986.
Thinking about these examples of famous gaffes, it seems to be better either to avoid them altogether, or to make lots of them.  Certainly George Bush, Silvio Berlusconi, Boris Johnson, and Prince Philip have had long and successful careers despite regularly putting their foot in it.  Perhaps if you do it often enough, people stop being offended and just find it funny.  I wonder if Chris Hunt will follow this example and have a long and happy career insulting people?

Vocabulary:
invariable – unchanging
flattering – of a comment, tending to make the listener sound good
to put one’s foot in it – to put one’s foot in one’s mouth; to accidentally say something inappropriate
insulting - offensive
authentic – real; genuine
to curry favour – to try to get a good relationship with someone in too obvious or undignified a way
a gaffe – a blunder; a remark which accidentally insults or causes embarrassment
to flinch – to instinctively jump slightly
tanned – having skin temporarily darkened by strong sunlight

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