Thursday, 27 July 2017

Why do science-fiction robots never crash? -SFのロボットがいつもクラッシュしないのは何故ですか?-


My computer crashed yesterday evening.  After several hours of panic and worry, we were able to fix the problem.
The day before, I finished reading an old science-fiction novel, written in the early 1950s.  The novel imagines a future in which humanoid robots have become so efficient that they are taking over everyone’s jobs.  All the humans are being made redundant.
Why were these robots so perfect?  Why didn’t they have lots of annoying problems and glitches, like my computer?
It is always the same in futuristic science-fiction novels and films.  None of the scary killer robots or sexy female robots ever seem to break down.
I think to be more realistic, in the film Terminator, the evil robot played by Arnold Schwarzenegger should chase the humans and nearly kill them many times.  Then just before the end of the movie he should suddenly and for no apparent reason start walking round in a circle saying, “The human extermination programme has experienced a problem.  Please contact Skynet Killer Robot Corporation with the details.”
In the film Blade Runner, the sexy woman who turns out to be a robot should lean in to kiss Harrison Ford.  He is still extremely attracted to her, even though he knows she is a machine.  He is thinking, “How important is it really to have a human girlfriend?  What’s so great about humans, anyway?”  Just at that moment, she says that she needs to confirm his banking details and password.  There’s a million dollars waiting to be sent to him if he only forwards 1,000 dollars to a bank in Nigeria first.  And would he like to buy a special cream to make part of his body grow larger?

Vocabulary:
to crash – of a computer, software etc., to fail suddenly
humanoid - of a robot, alien etc., being like a human in appearance or character
to be made redundant – to lose one’s job when that job disappears
a glitch – a sudden, usually temporary fault in a machine, computer etc.


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